There was a young lady in Inverness .....

[Waldbaum]

Nach der jungen Lady aus Karlsruhe  nun die junge Lady aus Inverness:

Mal wieder ein Limerick:

There was a young lady in Inverness,
who asked: "Do you mind if I now undress?"
When told: "No, we shan't!"
She replied: "But I can't ...."
Which frustrated those people in Inverness.

[Seeräuber-Jenny]

There once was a strong and proud tree,
who could not with misuse agree.
His warningly word,
it had not been heard.
But some day we'll remember thee.

[Grüngold]

There once was a strong and proud tree,
who could not with misuse agree.
His warningly word,
it had not been heard.
But some day we'll remember thee.

Verily, verily, I say unto thee: Thous speakest words of wisdom!

Gospel according to Saint Tree of the Holy Wood!